Put me in

A special school

‘Cos I am Such a fool

And I do not need

A single book

To teach me how to read

Who needs stupid books?

They are for petty crooks

And I will learn

By studying

The lesson in my dreams

Turn off the TV

‘Cos that’s what others see

And movies are as bad as

Eating chocolate ice cream

They only sicken me

Do not let me play football

I’ll sack the quarterback

And jack da brother of the ball

I’m a troublemaker

Never been a Faker

Doing Things my own way

And never giving up

I’m a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I do not have

The patience

To keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar

What Does that signify?

I’m gonna play

Some heavy metal riffs

And you will die

You wanted arts

And crafts

How’s this for arts

And crafts

Wananana

That’s right

I’m growing out my hair

I’m Movin ‘out

To Cherokee

I’m gonna be

A rock star

And you will go

To bed with me

‘Cos I can not work a job

Like any other slob

Punch it in.

And punch it out

And suckin ‘up to Bob

Marrying a bitch

Having 7 kids

Giving up

And growing old

And Hoping

There’s a God

I’m a troublemaker

Never been a Faker

Doing Things

My own way

And never giving up

I’m a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I do not have

The patience

To keep it

On the up

I’m gonna be a star

And people

Will crane necks

To get a glimpse of me

And see

If I am having a sex

In studying

And my moves

They try

To understand

Why I am so unlike

The singers

In the other bands

I’m Such a mystery

As anyone can see

There is

Anybody else

Exactly quite

Like me ‘

And when

It’s party time

Like 1999

I party by myself

Because I’m Such

A special guy

I’m a troublemaker

Never been a Faker

Doing Things

My own way

And never giving up

I’m a troublemaker

Not a double taker

I do not have

The patience

To keep it

On the up

(Keep it on the up)

I’m a troublemaker

(Keep it on the up)

I’m a troublemaker

(Keep it on the up)

I’m a troublemaker

Never giving up