Do you have the time

to listen to me whine

About nothing and everything

all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone

No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I’m cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

Or am I just stoned

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

She says it’s lack of sex

that’s bringing me down

I went to a whore

He said my life’s a bore

So quit my whining cause

it’s bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I’m cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

Uh,yuh,yuh,ya

Grasping to control

So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I’m cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

Or am I just stoned